mandag 21. januar 2013

Eksklusiv jødisk verdenskonspirasjon

"For some reason, they've decided to leave me out of the worldwide Jewish conspiracy," said Seth Nussbaum, a 34-year-old computer programmer of Southfield, MI. "And I can't say it doesn't hurt."

While his fellow Jews are controlling the flow of billions of dollars of international currency and brokering multi million-dollar entertainment deals, on this quiet night Nussbaum is making himself a frozen pizza and watching ER, far removed from any money beyond the $28,000 annual salary he receives from his job at Cyntech Industries.

Gammelt nytt fra Onion, plukket frem av Minerva.

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